Monday Morning chat for Patrick

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  1. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    Option 1
    PC: "Lee, are you a one trick pony?"
    LJ: "No boss"
    PC: "In that case you have a Plan B, a Plan C and even a plan D?"
    LJ: "Yes boss"
    PC: "The natives are getting restless, does one of your plans involve getting them out of their seats and entertaining them?"
    LJ: "Yes boss, I could give that a try"
    PC "I insist on it. Plan A isn't working. Give it a go Lee. Carry On!"

    Option 2
    PC: "Lee, are you a one trick pony?"
    LJ: "Not sure what you mean boss"
    PC: "Do you have a Plan B, a Plan C and even a plan D?"
    LJ: "Not really boss. I play it my way"
    PC: "Thanks for your time Lee, but it's not working out"

    I've never really taken to LJ but I'd be happy seeing option A come to fruition. It just needs Patrick to apply a bit of leadership and point Lee in the direction of what he and the fans are wanting.
     
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    Me too. But failing that, if it has to be option 2 then I won't lose any sleep over it.
     
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    An interesting scenario!
     
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    Back to square one. A clinical striker and we are up and running
     
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    option 3.
    PC: morning lee, do we have more than one striker at the club?
    LJ: yes boss
    BM: I signed him a spare one boss
    PC: can you play 2 at the same time?
    LJ: Yes Boss, but the corridor of confusion got the answers.
    BM: shall i buy him another?
    BT: have we got some arrowroot biscuits Pat?
    PC: shut up Barry.
    LJ: I find Bourbons better for holding after dipping
    BM: ginger nuts…
    LJ: whats up with Mawson, Ben?
    PC: is Mawson a striker?
    BM: i bought him.
    LJ: no boss he is a defender,we need them so we don't concede in the first few minutes.
    PC: hows that going?
    LJ: we are a young team and still learning.
    BM: Pass me a kitkat Barry.
    PC: stop going on about biscuits
     
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    I'm loving the biscuits. Made me giggle. Nice one. :)
     
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    Opition 4

    PC...good morning LJ

    LJ ....good morning sir

    PC..... im not going to beat about the bush and i will keep it brief,
    the football you are delivering is absolute ***** boring me and the rest of the ground ******* mad and senile
    so i suggest you either get your head from up your ar5e accept its your tactics that are wrong and change tact
    otherwise my boots going that far up thi ar5e thall biable to tie thi teeth together wi mi laces
    sort it
    Ben....Ben.....******* barrys been dipping his biscuits in mi coffee agen......******* crumbs Ben....
     
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    Option 6 and more likely


    squeak squeak squeak

    muffled voices....

    barry ben pat maurice....
    .spit....aaarrrgh

    Ben....its ok burying our heads in the sand guys but who keeps biting my ar5e.
     
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    We have two, one sits up front on his own and the other sits on the bench wondering what the hell he's done with his career.
     
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    Important thing to note: Sam Winnall has ginger pubes
     
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    Are you some sort of gay shower stalker.

    I have no idea what the relevance of the guys public hair is. Clearly you have some strange fetish perhaps you should go to some more adult orientated site
     
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    Have you been to the Vatican?
     
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    What does that mean
     
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    Bend down and look at the wheels on the ship and he will explain.....


    what whheeeeeeeeeeeelllllls

    got it now
     
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  15. tyr

    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    Eh
     
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    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    Catholic Church
    Sam Winnalls pubic hair
    Ships with wheels

    Mad in here
     
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    lol what did you expect when you signed up ..lol

    it wouldnt be the same on here without the madness and insanity that is displayed lol

    welcome after all this time to the house of fun.....lol
     
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    Have you decided that Sam Winnall is ****?
     
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  19. tyr

    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    Where have I said that.

    He just isn't doing it for us at moment. on another day he'd have 5 on Saturday
     
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    I had 5 on Saturday.
    Pints of carling
    Still didn't numb the pain!
     
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