Monday Smile - sorry if it's a repost but it is funny!

<u>The Hit Man</u></p>


Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a man carrying a golf bag called out to them.</p>

&quot;Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up&quot;.</p>


Sure, they said, you're welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed
the game and the company of the newcomer.
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Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,
&quot;What do you do for a living?&quot; </p>

&quot;I'm a hit man,&quot; was the reply.</p>


&quot;You're Joking!&quot; was the response. </p>

&quot;No, I'm not,&quot; he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. &quot;Here are my tools&quot;.</p>

&quot;That's a beautiful telescopic sight&quot; said the otherfriend, &quot;Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here&quot;.</p>


So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his
house. </p>

&quot;Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see
right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I
can seeshe's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her......He's naked, too!!!  The bitch!&quot;

He turned to the hitman. &quot;How much do you charge for a hit?&quot;</p>


&quot;I'll do a flat rate, for you: one thousand pounds every time I pull the
trigger&quot;.</p>

&quot;Can you do two for me now?&quot;</p>


&quot;Sure, what do you want?&quot;</p>


&quot;First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
mouth. Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson&quot;.</p>


The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes .


&quot;Are you gonna do it or not?&quot; asked the friend impatiently.</p>


&quot;Just be patient&quot; said the hitman calmly, &quot;I think I can save you a
grand here&quot;</p>

 

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