Monkey carries on Training

CelebrityMonkey · May 11, 2009

Julian has decided to use football as a way of motivating Monkey to get fit in time for Sunday's sponsored race.

Julian : Right, I want you to kick the ball as hard as you can against the wall until I say stop.

Monkey : OK, I'll let the children have a little go first.

Julian spots a tasty looking bit of grass and trots off onto the lawn.

Ronni Jamal takes a run up and whams her tiny foot into the ball.

The ball flies with amazing speed into the air and crashes into the wall.

Ronni Jamal : Hooray ! Goooooooooal !!

R.Tiverton : Oh Crikey ! UNCLE JULIAN, WATCH OUT !!!

Julian turns and sees the stones hurtling towards him. He sets off at the fastest gallop he can manage but..........

.......not fast enough !

R.Tiverton : Look what you've done now you silly girl.

Ronni Jamal : It's all right ! Hang on a minute Uncle Julian.

Monkey : Blimey !

Julian : Gosh, that was a close shave. What a right foot your daughter has Monkey !