Monkey & Family get some Therapy

Maureen : Come on children, Monkey, it's time to go to the therapist.




R.Tiverton : But mummy I don't need to see a therapist !




Dr.De Zeuww : Welcome to mi new clinic. How can ah help you ?

Ronni Jamal : Davey out ! B***** off you cloggie !

R.Tiverton : Shut up silly deedar, you can't talk to an Oakwell legend like that.

Ronni Jamal : Tivtiv's a ******* dingul, Davey out !

Monkey : Well, that's the problem Dr.De Zeuww, that's all she says. Either it's "Davey out !" or a load of asterisks.

Dr.De Zeuww : Did she av a difficult birth ?

Monkey : Yes ! We were at Hillsborough and Campbell-Ryce scored and the huge roar of the crowd sent Maureen into labour prematurely.

Dr.De Zeuww : Ah, oh dear, so she were born in Deedar Town. Well that would explain t'random outbursts of insults and pointless foul language. And I believe one of her parents has an addiction to messageboards.

Maureen : Yes, how right you are !




Dr.De Zeuww : Am afraid Ronni Jamal has "Davey Out !" Tourette's syndrome. There's quite a lot of it about.

Monkey : Blimey, that sounds bad ! Is there a cure ?

Dr.De Zeuww : Well yes, but it's not sommat we have any power over and even if Barnsley had a change of manager it's quite likely Ronni's condition would return after a few weeks whoever t'new manager was. Let mi listen to her heart.




R.Tiverton : She hasn't got a heart, she's evil. She broke my arm and used my B.F.C. rubber without asking !!

Dr.De Zeuww : Mmmmmmmm well her heart's in t'right place so she does actually support Barnsley.

Monkey : Oh that's a relief !

Dr.De Zeuww : It's just that she finds it hard to show her true support. In time she'll grow out of it, she just needs to be set a GOOD EXAMPLE by those around her.




Dr.De Zeuww : I'd also suggest not taking her to any matches where there might be trouble ! Bye, nice meeting all of you.

R.Tiverton : Can I have your autograph please Dr. De Zeuww.

Monkey : I didn't know you were addicted to messageboards luv.

Ronni Jamal : Davey out ! B***** off you cloggie !

 

Celbrity monkey should have taken his family to see the steam train glide through town today that was the best therapy I have had for quite a while...

 

Dr. De Zeeuw . . .

Quality.

 

Shouldn't he be talking with a Pompey accent?

Funny that he kept his Barnsley one, bit like Jan Molby the scouser I suppose.
Top quality episode again from Slebbity Monkey Street

 

RE: Shouldn't he be talking with a Pompey accent?

I don't think we'll be having any more therapy. All I've had from Maureen since has been "Ooo hasn't he got lovely blue eyes that nice Dr.De Zeuww, much nicer that your eyes which aren't even the same size Monkey "

 

Has maureen come clean about which message board she's addicted to yet? nt

 

RE: Has maureen come clean about which message board she's addicted to yet? nt

I think it might be MyBlokeIsaCelebrityFootballFan.com where she sits and moans about me with all the Mrs.Sean Beans.