Monkey hears strange noises in the kitchen

CelebrityMonkey · May 26, 2009

Monkey goes to investigate what is causing the wailing and clanking.

First he finds the Blades have all returned to the cutlery drawer where they are being mercilessly taunted by the forks who have put up with so much for so long. The spoons are joining in too for they have had a lot to put up with this season. Even miscellaneous tools from the other drawer are happy that the Blades have been put back in their rightful place. There are one or two nice Blades that Monkey feels genuinely sorry for but in the general tumult they can't hear his words of sympathy.

Then the wailing and howling gets louder and appears to be coming from the fridge.
Monkey finds his old acquaintance, Mr.Bean sobbing in the salad drawer.

Sean Bean : It int fair, we are a big team ! ......boo hoo.......Tevez.......sob........referee.........penalty.......weep weep.....

Monkey : Come on Sean, pull yourself together, it was only a football match !

Sean Bean : Dar's not elping Monkey, sob, go away, I'm going to end it all !!

Monkey : Sean , NO ! Not the bean slicer, put it down you silly vegetable !

Sean Bean : Dunt come any nearer, I'm serious, I can't purrup wi another year in der Championship wi no money.

Monkey : Look it'll be all right, you'd only have come straight back down anyway.

Sean Bean : Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh boo hoo ! sob sob

And as he finally collapses in total despair Monkey gently removes the slicer.

Monkey gives Sean a big hug.

Monkey : Look, do you think we could get out of here now it's bloody freezing.