Monkey Meets.........Young Nudger

What happened when two legends of the West Stand finally met at half time on Tuesday ? ( Well one legend and one woolly celebrity )



Well not a lot because Monkey went all shy and forgot all the incisive questions he'd intended to ask. So we will have to conduct the interview by messageboard.


Monkey : Well Mr.Nudger we meet at last in a slightly more conventional way than last week. Can I begin by pointing out that you are not actually 'Young' so are you actually a 'Nudger' ?



Monkey : Why exactly do you detest all deedars so passionately ?



Monkey : You have two degrees. I have one from the University of Timbuctoo. Where would be the best place on the internet for me to obtain a masters degree ?



Monkey : Is your brother talking to you yet seeing as it was his season ticket that got confisacted ?



R.Tiverton : Mr.Nudger, we have a pigeon at home that comes at half past six every morning and wakes everyone up going wu wooooo wu wu woooooo wu sitting on the tree outside. It makes Slebitty Daddy very cross and every day he says he's going to get a big stick and hit it. What do you think of that ?



Monkey : R.Tivvy be quiet please. Mr.Nudger, you know about electricity. Is it normal that whenever a light bulb pops in our house that the fuse should switch ALL the other lights off too ?



Monkey : And finally will you do your birdie dance for us again as we didn't actually see it first time round.

 

Bump. Where's he got to ?

 

Been away....................working in.........

..............Northamptonshire................near Daventry

Any way I'm back.............I'm not answering any questions at this moment in time.......cos I'm knacked cos I've just driven up that long car park that used to be called the M1 Motorway

All I can say after looking at your picture is this..........looks like mi booits could do wi a clean

 

Why dosen't Celebrity Monkey come and have a drink with me..........

............there is only two and a half of us in the pub tomorrow.
Thats me, a well known local councillor, and the half of course is little Wayne

So pop into Bramahs or the Gate House.....and I'll get all your gang a drink.........has R. Tiverton been in a pub before because we dont want to scare him

 

RE: Why dosen't Celebrity Monkey come and have a drink with me..........

Ooo that'd be good, I'm not sure if we are being dragged round the shops first and I think we've already got 2 appointments ! Ah the life of a celebrity !