Monkey starts training

Monkey has returned from his trip to offer his condolences to Delia. He is a little stouter than when he left.




Julian : You are supposed to be doing the Great Manchester Run on May 17th with Barnsley66. You haven't started training properly yet have you ? Have you got any sponsors, you've hardly raised a bean for BASIC so far.

Monkey : There's plenty of time. Maureen has given me this sticker album to keep me out of mischief this summer.

Julian : It's not going to burn up any calories looking at stickers off bananas is it !




Julian : They are just what you need, proper running shoes !




Monkey : Julian, what I need are proper running feet.




Julian : Right that's better. what are you going to do with all those ?

Monkey : Well I thought I'd do a bit of dribbling and general random running about. Like when Barnsley train




Julian : Right, you can dribble them all the way down to the flag at the other end of the garden.

Monkey : OK, will do !

And off he goes dribbling all five balls at once with great speed and determination.

Julian is delighted that Monkey didn't raise any objections about the distance involved and trots slowly after him. He carefully keeps his perm from tangling in the long grass.




Monkey : Would you like a nibble ?

 

I'm going to run with a packet of crisps on the back of my vest....

I reckon CM might use that as an incentive!!

 

RE: I'm going to run with a packet of crisps on the back of my vest....

So you think you will be running in front of me ?

Dream on 66 !

 

This sounds like a challenge!!

Bring it on CM, Bring it ON!!

 

RE: This sounds like a challenge!!

They won't be prawn cocktail will they ?

I cannot stand prawn cocktail crisps.

 

Salt and Vinegar!!

 

RE: Salt and Vinegar!!

Well, I'm afraid that's not much better 66 !

It has to be smokey bacon for me.

 

I'm sure they will tempt you CM

I might even put an Assorted Six pack on the vest!!