Monkey's dilemma

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    R.Tiverton : It's all right, she's still breathing !

    Monkey : It's been over an hour now and she's not come round. Should we ring 999 do you think ?

    R.Tiverton : Well she really banged her head hard when the final whistle went. I've never seen her jump so high.

    Monkey : Any idea where she hides the key to the chocolate cupboard ? I'm getting a bit peckish........
     
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    Well she's still not woken up yet if anyone's bothered !
     
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    Hangover time methinks nt
     
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    RE: Hangover time methinks nt

    Not really, I don't think she drinks. It must just be nervous exhaustion or something.
     
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    Not even a little tipple? nt
     
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    RE: Not even a little tipple? nt

    She gets silly if you even give her fizzy pop.
     
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    She's more than welcome

    To come to the BBS bash at the Thornely, when we finally arrange it. Especially if she just drinks pop!! :D
     
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    Is there a late bus from the Thornley into town?

    And more importantly - do they sell real ale?
     
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    Thank you but it might be a bit too far from 'the edge of Derbyshire' where we are marooned until August.
     
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    No and yes

    You can share a taxi with Another Bubble. I'm good at spending other people's money!
     
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    RE: No and yes

    Share a taxi with AB? He gets charged extra!
     
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    Pity

    But the offer still stands.
     
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    That's true

    He does.
     
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