Month long trips across the globe are quality...

However 24 hour flights are worse than watching Dave regis' greatest soccer moments on DVD.

 

Nutkins in thinly veiled

"Ask me where I've been" posting.

 

FFS

"Oz this" "Oz that"

This is gunna be a fun week.

 

Ha.

I've been to Reading.</p>

**** weather and speed cameras on the M25 fail me they really do.</p>

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You should try Coventry

Still stuck in the 80's, whole city stinks of piss.

 

hehe.. why not

contact me this time next week to ask where I'm off to...</p>

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hold on though, I'll be on the plane this time next week with another 5 hours still to go!!!</p>

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Coventry = Pontefract

But worse.

 

Never been to Pontefract

And I don't plan to.

 

RE: hehe.. why not

Smithies ?

 

Go on then where are you off to spadge?

Hope you are well btw

 

Ask me! ask me!

Not particularly exciting but free & gratis etc... oh and 5* duplex to boot

 

Hemsworth water park? nt

 

RE: Go on then where are you off to spadge?

aye am fine ta..</p>

you had a good 'un? glad to be back??</p>

hehe...</p>

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I've not set off yet....

I have the flight to look forward to yet.</p>

I'm trying to get pissed to soften the blow.</p>

Its not working.</p>

 

ah right..

well, get yer thermals on 'cos it's a bit cold here!!</p>

I'm off t'other way next week, a nice little Caribbean island awaits.. ordered 5 books to take with me, not going to be doing much else... </p>

 

RE: Never been to Pontefract

Never been to Pontey? and you're from Barnsley? Whats going on there? I quite like Pontey nice lil town! Whats up with it? In fact was quite impressed last time I went. Went forwalk round Pontefract Market bought some Pontefract cakes and sat art in sun in a nice little pub int tarn centre and had a pint or two!

Didnt hear any pricks about that day. Town centre was cleaner and more pleasing on the eye than Barnsley. Folk seemed nice.

But apart from that not been for years. Except to Cantonese place there which is very nice.

 

tbh I've not done much....

Apart from get pissed and watch TV that makes our own BBC and ITV look like the best goggle box entertainment the world has ever seen.</p>

I have tanned feet because the sun only gets to within 2 yards of the couch.</p>

 

People born in Pontefract

Generally skill, with massive cocks.

 

Women born in Pontefract

Mentalist stalking types. Thankfully do not have cocks.

 

bit like a home from home then?

but 24 hours in advance??</p>

I won't be doing much next week either.. reading, ipod, sunbathing, drinking,sleeping.... repeat ad infinitum</p>