i live in a hick village full of sheff utds. Several of them have made comments and remarks about chris Morgans assult on Iain Hume. If I were to give one a dig in the ribs could I say its an accident when the police come?
Punch one in the face... causing damage.. perhaps break his/her nose. then say you didn't mean to break their nose, you just meant to let them know that you're there.
What have witnesses got to do with it I can think of an assault witnessed by over 19000 people and captured on camera .....