More than one dildo

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    Archey Well-Known Member

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    Birmingham City fans are planning on throwing them on the pitch during their game with Hull on the 12th March, to show their owners 'how big of a dick the supporters think they are'.

    In the 69th minute of course.

    Theyre planning a gathering before the game to compare dildos and strategy.
     
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    Archey, Feb 28, 2022
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    over to you SD !
     
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    Expensive protest that...
     
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    standard of grammer !! appalling -- plural of dildo is either dildoes or dildos (NO apostrophe.)
     
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    My apologies, and I'm unable to edit the title.
     
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    Archey Well-Known Member

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    I suppose it all depends on your preference of love aid.
     
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    Rumour as it that @Stephen Dawson is going to the game with his Chien Lee one.
     
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    I'll have a look in my partners bedside cabinet and gladly donate any I find to the cause.....
     
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    Batteries included?

    I suppose they might get a buzz out of it.....
     
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    Click on Thread Tools (top right) and select edit title....
     
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    Excuse my ignorance here but dont powered dildoes have another name - not really an expert on the subject mind
     
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    Pound shop sells them…..someone told
    me.
     
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    I knew there was a way.
     
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    piledrivers ??
     
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    Just one more Dildo. Give it to me. I'll throw it on the pitch my darling it will make you scream.

     
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    Brilliant that! :)
     
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    I’ll be showing what a lovely personk I think Conwy is by starting “lovely personk out for Conwy” at the next home game. In the third minute, as that’s how many inches it is
     
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    Could have someone's eye out.
     
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