Morgan's always throwing elbows.....

To the tune of "I'm forever blowing bubbles":-

Morgan's always throwing elbows,
Throwing elbows everywhere.

One to Hume's head,
Nearly knocked him dead.
But it's O.K., the F.A. said.

Blackwell is a scumbag;
McCabe and Ellis, too.

So Morgan goes on throwing elbows.
Will the next one be for you?

(If actually playing Sheffield Utd., substitute the last line with
'Cos it's all that he can do.")

 

Genius

 

That'll go down well at Upton Park..

 

If that song got going at a match it would be brilliant, But Good Luck on trying. You best print some sheets out with words on n put a sheet on every seat!!

 

Lets hope Ironz comes back and picks up on this. nt

 

Get that going at a match

 

Absolutely brilliant

(clap)

 

I like that

Very impressive

 

I'm confused.

How can you "throw" an elbow?
It's attached to you - it's not a ball or a small dog.

I suppose the bloke out of "The Fugitive" could throw an elbow.

When did "swing" an elbow go out of fashion?
That's what I want to know.

 

RE: I'm confused.

****

(kissmyass) (kissmyass)

 

I agree.

You could swing a ****.
You couldn't possibly throw a **** though, unless it was some type of comedy dildo.

Thanks for your assistance.

 

RE: I agree.

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Or the feathered variety?</p>

 

Good point.

As stated on QI - they throw cocks into the engines of planes to test them.

I couldn't look any further than the sexual form of "****".
A bit like Jay, really.

 

Get with it you deedar ******

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) </p>

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As I penned for Christina.
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I think you'll find:

Ms Aguigiguilerrrera is a student at the Dorset College of Human Biology.
She was trying to alert people that a waste paper basket had caught fire, but someone had parked a pallet of 5 litre tins of white paint in front of the alarm activation device.
The only way to break the glass was to throw body parts at the alarm & it seems a tray of elbows were "to hand", so to speak.

I think this explains things.

 

RE: I think you'll find:

It explains it a lot clearer than any explanation for Odejayi on the right wing.

 

Incorrect.

In his post match comments - Davey was asked about the formation.
He stated that he was trying to represent fire, in the form of dance - so Kayo running about like a headless chicken on steroids isn't a bad piece of work.

For the Reading game he plans to re-create Swan Lake using Coulson as a left back.