MORRISONS

W**k W**k W**k
thats all i have to say about that

 

why, they do nice pizzas and when you know certain members of staff you can get buy a £100 of shopping for £25.

 

I do my weekly shop at Waitrose

And I have a gite in France.

 

im a certain member of staff and i say so, so there :'(

 

I raise your Waitrose

with a weekly trip to Marks and Sparks Food Hall. And I never check prices.

 

RE: I raise your Waitrose

with pre-sliced and peeled carrots in a sealed plastic bag?

I fold.

 

RE: I raise your Waitrose

wen im not getting cheap stuff from morrisons (thus lowering arctic's wage in a roundabout fashion) i slaughter all my own meat with a fork

 

AGREED!!!!!

 

I only go organic at the local farm shop

have that.

 

Nearly

And you almost made me choke on my fair trade, organic biscuit.

I only ever shop at somewhere thats been recommended by Tom Parker Bowles, which I think sees you trumped

 

So whats on the menu ?

Road kill surprise at chez thedeadred

 

which one......brampton?

 

RE: So whats on the menu ?

starter: choice of rat (brown, black, burnt or baby) cooked to a style of your choosing, or not at all

main: albatross egg omelette filled with hate and doused in vinegar

dessert: taiwanese spotted dick


all our meals are served with a bottle of white lightning

 

Netto

And I thieve most of it. Microwave meals, that sort of thing.

 

Microwave Kebab. In a packet. From Netto.

I don't think you can get much worse.

Washed down with a can of Strike Lager.

 

Barnsley Market

4.45 on a Saturday, I raid the bins.

kwalertee mouldy strawberries & cabbage.

 

yes brampton

 

Right....

One never shops, but the staff below stairs have their supplies delivered from Fortnum & Masons.

One only breakfasts at home these days, luncheon and supper are partaken at ones club or in delightful restaurants or bistros.

 

is that mr warren?

 

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Must besummet in't water down there..... even 'Jack' has seen the light. </p>