Most badly written headline in history of journalism

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Is that to do with sex ? With cars ?
     
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    Sex car man who likes sex with cars has sex with cars and is a man
     
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    Journo tyke - esque.</p>

    In new house. Scared.</p>
     
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  5. Jay

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    You've moved?

    Where to?
     
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    RE: You've moved?

    South. Not sold my gaff yet. Timmy two mortgages. It's great.
     
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    RE: You've moved?

    You've got a pm
     
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    RE: You've moved?

    So have you.
     
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    RE: Anybody want to buy Hartog's old house?

    Hinges on bedroom door need replacing. </p>

    PMSL - bird from Estate Agents rang me - she'd been contacting potential clients and one lass had said she wouldn't live on my street for any money cos one of her exes lived there - bet it's me.</p>
     
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    "Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish....

    ...... may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider" .... what the fook???? :D
     
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    RE: "Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish....

    So its not just sex with cars, its gay sex with cars.
     
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    RE: "Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish....

    &quot;Oh KITT, you bad bad car.&quot;
     
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    He sounds like a complete nutcase to me .........

    .... bring out the straight jacket ... then again he might like that ..... if he spent his 'formative years' watching 'One flew over the cuckoos nest' as well as Knight Rider!
     
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    Spark plugs .... oil filters ......

    ........ cam belt (!) ........... connecting rods ........... ooh a love it when you talk dirty Kitt!!!
     
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    The double glazing looks a bit amateurish nt
     
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    "with cream leather upholstery"

    I fecking bet it was.

    Beetle ******.
    Skoda scuttler.
    Beemer boffer.
    Merc Mantler.

    To be fair - a few bints I've sent it into were built like 3 litre Cortinas.
     
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  18. E.I. Addio

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    I'd be exhausted me. nt
     
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    Really?

    I had you down for a Hummer ******.
     
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    Actually, if pressed I couldn't tell one Volvo's vulva from another.
     
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