Ritchie, under ever increasing pressure to sign players, rushes in to a couple of young loan signings to appease the fans and his chairman, but they're no bloody good and we end up even further in the mire.
More likely than Marc Richards scoring a hatrick and Paul Reid taking Scrowcroft and Morrison out of his pocket at 4.50pm on Setdi?
Are you sure? If Ritchie calls you & states that he'd like to tell you how good Richards is over a cup of Costa Rican dark blend coffee ... would Marc then be the best striker in the world? SM's making his mind up ... in a Bucks Fizz stylee.
SM in ripping his skirt off horror???? or going all blonde highlights n white teeth Mike Nolan stylee???
