Mouse problem

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  1. AIR

    AIRTyke New Member

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    It's now a routine, I enter the kitchen at 7am, see mouse scurry across the floor, try to catch the fecker, fail, and watch it disappear round the back of the kitchen units where it then (presumably) gets under the floor and out of the house. I have 6 traps set with various baits - chocolate, cheese, raisins - and it avoids them all yet nibbles at the kit-kats in the cupboard (next to the trap, like he's deliberately taking the p!ss). He's clever I tell you!We have had mice many times in the past in different houses and traps have always caught them, but not this little fecker. Only option left is poison but I'm a bit reluctant to do it, unless anyone has any better ideas?
     
  2. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    Best bet is to release about 200 cockroaches in the kitchen and possibly some wasps.
     
  3. Gue

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    Why don't you...........

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    Take everything out of the cupboard apart from (humane) traps with KitKat as bait?</p>

    If he's reluctant to enter the traps you could use a tilted milk bockle.</p>

    Or fill the cupboard with cats.</p>

    Or an ACME mechanical mouse catcher.</p>
     
  4. Gue

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    Burn the house down

    Then kill all your relatives.
     
  5. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    On a more serious note

    Buy yourself a dolls house that's an exact replica of your own (ToysrUs). Put a very small kitkat in the dolls house to attract said mouse and leave it in the garden. If possible put a tiny car on the driveway of the dolls house preferably one that looks like your own (V reg renault 5).

    It won't take long for the mouse to think that he's turned into a giant and he'll get cocky and pick a fight with a cat in the neighbourhood.

    Problem solved.
     
  6. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    tarmac the kitchen floor

    mouse will get stuck in the tarmac.

    you end up with a tarmac kitchen floor

    everyones a winner
     
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    AIRTyke New Member

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    Good ideas there mate

    Do you think I could buy the doll's house on ebay? Should I get three, just in case like?
     
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    Good call

    Might be worth it if you live on an estate where the houses all look the same, but then you'd have to invest in 3 tiny cars similar to your neighbours (ford capri, mini cooper, peugeot 104).

    Also, if the mouse is as clever as you say, it might be worth befriending the mouse first. Why not leave a tiny blackboard in the kitchen with unsolved maths problems on it, like Good Will Hunting. Paul D could probably help you out there.
     
  11. Isl

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    RE: Good call

    You could maybe ask the mouse to fix the BBS as well.
     
  12. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: Good ideas there mate

    I reckon if you bowt a Barbie and Ken doll as well the mouse would bereally confused like. </p>

    Poor mouse would think that it'd put on a stack of weight and grown to 50 times it's size and surrender so that you could check it into the nearest obese clinic.</p>

    Or not.</p>

    Anyway, I'm off. Have a good Crimbo all.</p>

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  13. E.I. Addio

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    Install a Sea Wolf missile with motion detector in the conservatory.</p>

    That'll **** it.</p>
     
  14. AIR

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    Sounds expensive ....

    ... it would cost a bomb.
     
  15. AIR

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    You're all over the place

    Are you typing on 3 computers simultaneously?
     
  16. Isl

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    RE: You're all over the place

    Yep, got them off ebay.
     

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