Mowatt songs ?!? I'm bored (all to the Go West song Pet Shop Boys) ..... thi fave?

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  1. Cun

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    (A)
    Mow - att, you looked **** in white
    Mow - att, you'll now be all right
    Mow - att, we're all pleased to say
    Mow - att, you play for Barnserleeey

    (B)
    Mow -att, you're a top top lad
    Mow - att, which makes us all feel glad
    Mow - att, you used to play in white
    Mow - att, now you're dynamite

    (C)
    Mow-att, how the **** is Ben?
    Mow-att, did you realise then?
    Mow-att, he's a boring tw4t
    Mow-att, you wernt having that

    (D)
    Mow -att, Christ I could go on all night but I won't!

    I bet (D) wins :)
     
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    Re: Mowatt songs ?!? I'm bored (all to the Go West song Pet Shop Boys) ..... thi fave

    (A) lovely words those ducky, sithi.
     
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    Thar like Tarns Simon Cowell :)
     
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    Re: Mowatt songs ?!? I'm bored (all to the Go West song Pet Shop Boys) ..... thi fave

    Gaz, get thi sen a bird and get out of the house.
     
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    I don't want another bird as they cramp my brilliant creative ideas. Akin to Hitlers missus. She badgered him when he was content in laikin chess every neet then look what occurred !
     
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    Re: Mowatt songs ?!? I'm bored (all to the Go West song Pet Shop Boys) ..... thi fave

    Dunt listen to 'em t'owd lad and dunt let any fanny gerrint way o wot thas bin creaatin', thas wrote sum luvly stuff this week, think all this stress wi are conor and Jimmy bree guin brought best art o thi, thee crack on pal, ballacks tut critics, sithi.
     
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    Thar mi biggest fan I'm gonna write on for thee
     
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    Oooooh Monkey Tennis
    Ya Like a w4nk John Dennis
    More fruit and veg required
    Like a dodgy plug you're not wired
     
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    Fanks mate, ******* welling up here, sithi.
     
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    Re: Mowatt songs ?!? I'm bored (all to the Go West song Pet Shop Boys) ..... thi fave

    I think "I like to Mowatt Mowatt" is pretty good.

    You've to remember that the ones who generally start songs off at games are prbably the ones who smash up seats at the back of the Ponte. So they struggle with anything with more than 10 words in it.

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