Mr Ali in Kylie shocker!!!

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  1. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    'Hasnt she got big hips'

    Only man on earth who thinks she's a porker!
    FFS what chance do rest of us have?
     
  2. Ady

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    drink or drugs! or both.. sorry but i think he should see Dirk.
     
  3. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Dirks another who thinks she's a porker?

    I know Dirk thinks I am.... I think him & Mr Ali have female body dismorphia
     
  4. Ady

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    then dirk should change his job.
     
  5. Ali

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    I thought she looked stunning & was considering similar look wi my new bod. That would cheer up Chicagos I thought.

    Then he comes home & says shes a porker! Hells bells maybe not a good idea
     
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    He thinks KYLIE has big hips

    Well I am speachless - and you have a difficult job to please him I'd have thought
     
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    What she wore wasnt the most flattering thing however
     
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    It's to make you feel better Ali!

    Criticises other women like that to show he only has eyes for you!
     
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    I said the same thing.

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    Time to put it away Kylie. And, while we're at it, same goes for whatshername Beckham in those leather trousers in that supermarket ad. Somebody should tell em what they look like.</p>

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  10. Red Lemonade

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    forget what she was wearing....

    ..her head looked like there'd been a fire in madame toussauds!!
     
  11. Ali

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    Sure that wasnt meant to be offensive

    But yep he int easy to please as my recent experience shows.

    Thing is he int exactly Brad or George... so why the high expectations?
     
  12. Farnham_Red

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    No it wasnt

    It was simply that if someone the size of our pop poppet is considered too large in the hip department -its a big ask for any girl to meet Mr Ali's ideals.
    No slur meant on you at all
     
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    RE: No it wasnt

    Maybe he meant in proportion though
     

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