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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I'm just wondering what the rage is these days with the hip people in relation to having a wrestle with the bald headed champ.

    I've been through a few different methods over the years from the good old sock w@nk in my early teens in the late 80s but drew the line at the asphyxy w@nk in the 90s which became all the rage.

    I'm a bit removed from the old w@nking thing as I've been knocking it into the wife over the last few years. As that starts to inevitably wane over time, I need to get my w@nking boots back on, so to speak and just wondered if the trendy lads have got a thrashing method for the 21st century that I wasn't aware of.

    Any ideas will be gratefully received.

    Yours in lack of guff.

    Tezza
     
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    Its all gone Cyber, mainly in bathroom on iphone whilst showers running thus fooling the missus that l'm actually in the shower. Telling her your crimping a log off before taking a shower usually refrains her from popping her head round the door.
     
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    What about the method?

    Is it just thrash away like the old days or are impliments involved?
     
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    Smart phones, wet wipes then micro fibre cloth for screen.
     
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    Has the porn mag industry gone bust...
     
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    Quickest method possible because our lass tends to watch water meter.
     
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    I'm a big fan of leaning on my c0ck till it goes numb and then it feels like I am w@nking someone else off.
     
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    DEETEE is s complete to.sser you might be better asking him for advice.
     
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    Im shocked and amazed... Im a church going, innocent virgin, in fact Im the real life Ned Flanders, i've never done or heard anything of the sort thats mentioned on here :)
     
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    Personally I think the demise of the PMag industry is a little sad

    And pressing play on a video clip in the privacy of your own room does have the same character building effect as buying from the top shelf in the local newsagents.

    I'm glad I never went into production with my foot operated wnak stand as well
     
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    The days of the VHS that made the loudest noise ever when you pressed stop. A kind of whirring (sic) noise as soon as you heard the parents approaching. It all added to the thrill. Ahem.

    Oh how I laughed, when my mum found my porn stash.
     
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