I'm just wondering what the rage is these days with the hip people in relation to having a wrestle with the bald headed champ. I've been through a few different methods over the years from the good old sock w@nk in my early teens in the late 80s but drew the line at the asphyxy w@nk in the 90s which became all the rage. I'm a bit removed from the old w@nking thing as I've been knocking it into the wife over the last few years. As that starts to inevitably wane over time, I need to get my w@nking boots back on, so to speak and just wondered if the trendy lads have got a thrashing method for the 21st century that I wasn't aware of. Any ideas will be gratefully received. Yours in lack of guff. Tezza
Its all gone Cyber, mainly in bathroom on iphone whilst showers running thus fooling the missus that l'm actually in the shower. Telling her your crimping a log off before taking a shower usually refrains her from popping her head round the door.
I'm a big fan of leaning on my c0ck till it goes numb and then it feels like I am w@nking someone else off.
Im shocked and amazed... Im a church going, innocent virgin, in fact Im the real life Ned Flanders, i've never done or heard anything of the sort thats mentioned on here
Personally I think the demise of the PMag industry is a little sad And pressing play on a video clip in the privacy of your own room does have the same character building effect as buying from the top shelf in the local newsagents. I'm glad I never went into production with my foot operated wnak stand as well
The days of the VHS that made the loudest noise ever when you pressed stop. A kind of whirring (sic) noise as soon as you heard the parents approaching. It all added to the thrill. Ahem. Oh how I laughed, when my mum found my porn stash.
A highlight from the absolute storming start to Series 4. This is probably as advanced as it gets. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb627xDlqBs