Mr.Bean comes to visit Monkey

The doorbell rings. Monkey rushes down to see who it is.




R.Tiverton : Oh no not him again !

Sean Bean : Av come round to ter talk ter yer about de match.

Monkey : I can't understand a word he says ! Why can't he speak properly ?

R.Tiverton : I'll go and get my stupid deedar sister and she can translate.





Ronni Jamal : He says he's popped round about the match.

R.Tiverton : He can't just have 'popped' round. It's 20 miles from Deedarland to Barnsley. Silly man.

Monkey : Ask him if he'd like something to eat Ronni. Fertiliser perhaps or manure ? What do beans eat ?

Sean Bean : Arl av a twix please like dar gave to Brian Pig Laws.





Monkey : I'd like to be sure I can bring my children and our photographer to Brambley Lane without there being any trouble.

Sean Bean : Well ah heard dat you did a daft dance at our manager when he come to watch you play QPR and you fought it was funny.

Ronni : He says you did birdie dance at Blackwell Dadad.




Monkey : That incident was nothing to do with me. My celebrity status attracts all sorts of nutters. Tell him that I will be setting a model example of how to behave at a big football ground in a big town Ronni.

Ronni : Eee says dar should B*gger off back to where dars come from and stop telling us what to do.




And as he leaves he offers his hand to Monkey in a gesture of friendship.

Sean Bean : We'll see yer den ?

Monkey : Yes we are having nice weather at the moment aren't we ?

R.Tiverton : Mr.Bean ( chortle chortle ) would you like to take this baby with you. It's a deedar one so it doesn't really belong with us.

 

Well at least he didn't steal the Twix like Brian Laws did.

 

Absolutely barmy

Keep it up.

Got them trainers going CM?

 

I have started training. I now RUN to the cupboard instead of walking when I need a packet of crisps to keep me going till tea time.

 

That's the spirit!!

5 weeks and counting!!

 

RE: That's the spirit!!

Yes, I need lots of crisps so that's lots of running !

 

I am going to sponsor barnsley66 for this run but only if you run with him....it's a little further than running to the crisp cupboard monkey so I need to know you're serious about it.

ps do not touch any spirits - you know what happened last time

pps how do we vote for players in the 'celebrity monkey player of the year' trophy

ppps you nearly made it to a photo on the unofficial official barnsley site

 

It's a very long way to our crisp cupboard I'll have you know !

Oooo crikey has my picture nearly been on the internet too ! Wooooo