You are a bit of an arty type. I almost choked on my crab sandwich, when I saw this, this weekend. Call me a neanderthal but I can't think of a more inappropriate place to put it. http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/liverpoolecho/oct2012/4/8/verity-60-image-3-960668183.jpg
It's a Damien hirst.... Verity Ilfracombe harbour pier. He lives there and has loaned it to the town for 20 years to generate more tourists!!
I bet he was 'hands on' with that one too! Not. I bet the locals love it. When I give my characters swords they call me a weirdo! Unfair.
One side of it is a naked pregnant woman, the other side is same pregnant woman, minus skin. For want of another word, grotesque.