Munchausen Syndrome Best Attention Seeker Award..................................All Voting Is Void

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Where did this useless catogory come from - Munchausen Syndrome Best Attention Seeker Award

    Where the hell has the catogory gone...........Who would you like to wake up at the side of !!!

    Five people voted for me and I was in the lead.
    Well, Barnsley Gal had got 23 votes but when more women looked at the vote I am sure i would eventually have been the winner.
    And especially when all the women got to know who Young Nudger was.

    Anyway, if 5 women (lets pray they are women) want to wake up at the side of me, then I need to know who they are.
    I am NOT a person who refuses sexual intercorse. In fact I have been know to encourage sexual intercourse at all times.
    So PLEASE get this catogory back up, and could the Admin please forward the names of the women who want to wake up at the side of me.
    This information is very very important to me.
     
  2. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Hope to have it back tomorrow
     
  3. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Nudger Mate But........

    the women of this board would rather sleep with me then anyone else :) :) :)
     
  4. Ady

    Ady Active Member

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    hence your name

    DREAMS
     
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    RE: hence your name

    [​IMG] so what is the boy part referring to?
     
  6. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Lads........

    even the chicks with boyfriends and husbands would cheat for a night with me. The lesbians on the board would be turned back straight after a night with me when they realised what they have been missing.
     
  7. Ady

    Ady Active Member

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    Ok ok

    I've been hooked, you are a wind-up. ****** the last one to catch me out was McDog on the old board.</p>



    OK so who are you! </p>
     
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    ron jeremy New Member

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    dreamboy???????? more like ganja boy

    thats some heavy **** your smoking man think you've been seeing things</p>
     
  9. Young Nudger

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    eeerrrrrrrr.............Dream..........and............Boy

    Dream.......and.........Boy
    Women (not girls) who understand males will notice straight away that the combination of the word 'Dream'......with the word......'Boy' ........usually results in ....... Bad experience with opposite sex

    Dunt sound promising does it ladies (wnkr) (wnkr) (wnkr)
     
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    RE: dreamboy???????? more like ganja boy

    You see, I was hooked from day one, and even tried my hardest to find this guy to kick the ***** out of him, but i can see now i have been played, and its probably someone i've had a drink with. </p>

    Surely this guy can't be real. Can he!!</p>

    I bet it might even be one of Dirks bitches.. </p>
     
  11. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Best Way To Explain.......

    a night with me for the ladies would be this. Once i water your seed it will be harvest all night long.
     
  12. Geriatrictyke

    Geriatrictyke New Member

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    Sounds like one of those dozy chuffs

    that used to ponce around on the Cilla blind date thing..  Ohh look at me arnt I great............ wassack
     

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