My attempt at most boring thread of the day..

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  1. Whi

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    You know when you're knackered, and just got into bed and closed your eyes, do your eyes make noises?

    Seriously.

    My eyes seem to pulse, tha nus, like a pulse/heartbeat. Happens for a minute or so then stops.
     
  2. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    They Flicker like?
     
  3. Whi

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    Aye. Special they are.
     
  4. Mrs

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    The ayes have it.
     
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    Every night? Could be pulmioptical, expect total loss of eyesight, it can also make you erectile dysfunctional. Get to the chemist, blue pills, mrsht can maybe hook you up.
     
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    Hooked alreight.
     
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    No, but ....

    Last week I was on some pretty heavy duty antibiotics. Every night as I nodded off, I experienced a series of random bizarre thoughts that came from nowhere. It was like a list of things totally unconnected to anything. So for example, thoughts would go ..

    Les Miserables, sisters's dog, benidorm, cheese and crackers, david ike, Rose wine, grass, cats, carpet, luton town, the London eye, frozen, t shirts, mud, work, ken Dodd, ice cream, laminate flooring..... And on and on. I even knew I was doing it, but these random thoughts just popped up in no particular order. Totally freaky.
     
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    Tha needs to get to bed earlier, gerrup abart 3 hev summat to eat and then back for a few hours before work.
     
  10. Whi

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    Ramadamned if you do, Ramadamned if you don't.
     
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    If it's keeping you awake try putting some thrash metal on the stereo to drown out the noise ;)
     
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    Bet thi workmates dunt suffer we it.
     
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    [video=youtube;W4x4pGDoXHU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4x4pGDoXHU[/video]
     

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