This one still makes me laugh every time I think about it. 16 years ago today I "got married" to Mrs Burgundy Red. To this day she still thinks it counts.
I'd love to be there the day when she realises she has no legal recourse to all your assets and you've actually left everything to Sharon from accounts. Bet her reaction would be priceless...
My best one was earlier today on here when I told Jay his shoe laces were undone..and get this...he was wearing slip-ons, comedy genius at its best I'm sure you'll agree