My brother sent me this, it made me chuckle.

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

Eyewitness accounts.

America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life. I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow "lovely person wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America: "I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "Here Shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f**kin' plane!"

America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "F**k this fir a kerry oan, moan we’ll get a pint in"

America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"

Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

America: There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

America: "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these are real) John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is
Glasgow we'll just set about you"

John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "Me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

 

banjoed him??? lol

proper funny.

 

lol i'm in creases

 

aye' get boot in

 

.... John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "Me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" .... ....

Excellent British bulldog spirit at its best.... (clap) ....

 

Brilliant , old buddy

Absolutely brilliant .

 

& copied from a website dedicated to John Smeaton

Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

 

Funny-but

It discredits the brave americans who brought the plane down in the 9/11 attack and went to their certain deaths.

 

To banjo someone...

To hit them.

There's a website going to donate £3 to buy John a pint.

Only bad thing really is, Glasgow will get revenge, which has already started, it's only gunna get a lot worse before it gets any better!

 

By 4pm he had over 900 pints bought for him at the airport bar!

(pint)

 

If you believe the story, and that's all it is, a story.

I don't believe for one minute that a bunch of people on a plane made a decision to crash their own plane.

 

exactly

 

Then again, a nearly 500kg jet engine could hit the ground and then get taken by wind 6 miles whilst the rest of the plane gets pretty much vapourised. If you believe the official version of events anyway.

 

Then again, a nearly 500kg jet engine could hit the ground and then get taken by wind 6 miles whilst the rest of the plane gets pretty much vapourised. If you believe the official version of events anyway.

 

Very, Very funny