My crap entry for the 2006 joke award thingy ...

Murphy calls in to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"**** off you liar!” the girls reply.

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of feckin' one?"


I'll get mi Dirk Kuyt.

 

Can I borrow that one? I will mention you in the credits.