My good luck run seems to be continuing!

In addition to starting a new job and having a successful medical procedure I opened my email this morning and it appears my good fortune is not over!

I've had a lovely request from a very nice Ugandan businessman who for the small sum of £3,000 and forwarding my bank account details, will GUARANTEE a ten fold return. Wow, sounds too good to be true.

The second email I'm not sure about, something about PPI, hmmm looks a bit iffy to me.

Now the third, here we go!!! A hot, Russian girl wants to be my wife!!! What are the chances!! She'll even cook and clean and be at my command. All I've gotta do is help her get a visa 'cos she really wants to pursue her nursing career in the U.K. Surely worth another $7,000??!! (bless her, she thinks we use dollars, she needs educating poor girl).

Fourth and final email - of course I want a bigger p*nis, if all it takes is a little herbal pill for £9.99 plus £59.95 P&P then surely gotta be worth a go! Might help when email number three arrives!!!!

I'm on a roll, anyone for the lottery??!!!

 

The emails I get about getting a larger piece just tend to be from the misses....

Sounds like you quids in jammy git

 

There's no such thing as luck - just cause and effect.

I.E. If you are a good person then your penis will grow.