RE: Is it Um Bongo? Or, as our enlightened local corner shop assistant called it - Paki Juice. What the link is I have no idea.
Crystal spilt Um Bongo All over the carpet of our room when we were on honeymoon . A piece of information that is neither amusing nor interesting .
RE: Is it Um Bongo? Surely there's a large Pakistani ghetto in the Congo. The Sheffield Star should know.
The mind boggles She probably had her heart set on Champagne and Oysters And you roll up for some honeymoon fun with a carton of Um Bongo and a Peperami
You should've seen the look on the maid's face When I told her my new wife and I had had an "accident" on the bedroom carpet !!!