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from Germany

Just about to set off to my beloved England, Yorkshire, Tarn and Dodeth

Thanks to you all for entertaining me while I've been over here, will be in touch

Come on Lewis!!!!!

 

Just Got Back

It's a bloody long way by car.

Great to be home, good night all.

Can't wait for Setdi nar!

 

Welcome back. nt

 

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Just got up

Thanks it really is great to be back

 

Thanks

Guess where I'll be tonight?

 

Spearmint Rhino ?

Not likely though , they probably don't serve Indian food .
No Indian food , no custom from Ian !!!!

 

RE: Spearmint Rhino ?

I once saw a bint in the Dancing Dollar with hammers like manky naans.
Does that count?

I can't make Friday evening at the Thornley Arms, by the way.
Mrs Ponty has, in her wisdom, accepted an invite from one of our friends to see Lenny Henry in Sheffield.
I'm going to throw a tin of condensed milk at him.

I shouldn't have made any of that public knowledge, really.

 

Theopolus.P.wildebeeste ?

And other such comedic characters ? You lucky man.

 

Wear the Fox Hat? nt

 

It seems I've "been warned" - Get this:

Lenny Henry - Where You From?

Ever since he burst out of our TV sets in the mid 70s Lenny Henry has risen to become one of Britain's best-known and loved personalities. Comedian, impressionist, singer and serious actor, Lenny's appeal is classless and ageless. With his new one-man show Lenny Henry delivers an electrifying mix of stand-up and character comedy guaranteed to blow your socks off. You have been warned.

Friday 19 October
Tickets: £22.50

For bookings of 10+ please contact the Group Bookings department on 0114 249 6060 and take advantage of our reserve now, pay later scheme and group discount (subject to availability)

Wheelchair seating/access is available in the Crucible Theatre.
An infa-red hearing enhancement system operates in the Crucible auditorium.
For further details or to book, please contact the Ticket Office on 0114 249 6000

 

RE: Theopolus.P.wildebeeste ?

Which one said &quot;Katanga&quot; he was great.

 

"Lenny's appeal is classless'

Couldn't agree more.</p>

Can you get a shotgun through security ?</p>

 

He wasn't great.

He was "ohhhhhhhkaaaaaaaaayyyyyy".

Do you think I'll be excused from attending if I inject myself with ameobic dysentry?

 

RE: Theopolus.P.wildebeeste ?

The one with the leopard skin headband ? Good job he's black.</p>

 

Agreed.

I'm going to sing "You're just a **** Eddie Murphy" until they boot me out.

I'll obviously be wearing a white sheet & pillowcase.
I do hope he sees the funny side.

I'll also be recording his "routine" so Gaz & IOWT have some material for 2008.

 

RE: Agreed.

Those 2 are still working their way through 'Mind Your Language' first series scripts. Don't get too alternative for them.

 

RE: Theopolus.P.wildebeeste ?

His Chef was called Blackstock as well.</p>

Misunderstood genius.</p>

If it wasnt for the starving Africans he would have disappeared from view 20 years ago!</p>

 

'Chef' - I'd forgot that

Thank f.ck

 

RE: 'Chef' - I'd forgot that

Blackstock though ....... cmon thats genius