Does other people have lives like mine ??? Example, Monday to Wednesday this week 1) My relative accuses this women and her brother of murdering my aunty who died in suspicious circumstances a few years ago. 2) Another aunty of 85 years old has just started courting and has thrown my cousin and her husband out of the door 3) My mother calls me out of the blue and says "you think you are a big man but you are nowt but a big arsehole" 4) I need to ask my cousin something so I phone him at work and the receptionist says "he's gone to Kenya" 5) My 10 year old son comes out of school and shouts at someone "hey, Anal Probing" 6) My ex-girlfriend says she hasn't been to work because she is in love with the doctor who works there Sometimes I think there must be a 1000 gremlins following me around
