my mate

who lives sumwere else but not in tarn nicked some petrol off from a motorbike an let the weels down but the bike was a bloke who is a gangsta round there an rite hard. he sez he is gunna go round an smoke mi mate so if he has sed this an mi mate sees him in his garden coming to his door wood he get done if he shot him or threw summet at him. he sez he is gunna smoke him so wood it be self defens if he did this first.

 

You can't kill somebody for smoking your wood.

 

lpt if you were a proper boi, you'd protect ur mate and take the bullett for him, hopefully

 

Charcoaled to death maybe.

 

if someone was coming round to kill me I think the last thing I'd have is wood

 

no ryhill i was sayin my mate was gunna shot the gangsta man coz he is gunna smoke mi mate. i was gunna go an team up but mi mate says he wood smoke us both togetha.

 

please team up

 

Oh boy this is going to be good!

 

Leave your mate to his fate.
If he nicked my petrol and let my tyres down I would kill the fecker too.