My Mates Just Told Me He's Shagging Twins

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  1. Eaststand Lower

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    I asked how he can tell them apart, he said its easy her Brother has got a tash
     
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    Hee hee

    That nearly happened to me once! Not the bit with the tash mind. I had a girlfriend years ago who was one half of identical twin sisters. One night I called to pick her up to go out, and her sister got in the car (it was somewhere in Cudworth). We went to 2 different pubs in town before she let on. Could have been "interesting" later....

    True story.
     
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    RE: Hee hee

    (doh)
     
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    It's true!!!

    And before "guest xxx" gets on the phone, it was before her time!
     
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    I found

    the "Cudworth" bit very informative. :)
     
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    It was meant to indicate how long it took

    for me to realise what was going on.

    Anyway, I've had a text from you-know-who. And replied.
     
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    I heard that in the pub last night
     
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    RE: It was meant to indicate how long it took

    Well, as long as you can remember who you know who is, what she looks like etc.... :eek:

    Shocking.... even for you.
     
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    Shocking???

    Don't understand, why is it "shocking"

    Which bit of "identical" are you struggling with? I honestly thought it was the correct girl. I drove all the way from Cudworth into town, chatting about all sorts. Met some other friends in a pub, then went to another pub, then she finally spilled the beans.

    The correct one got a lift with her dad (who was in on the prank), and we met up later. Was good fun even though it made me look a prat.
     
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    RE: Shocking???

    Why did you look a prat? If, as you say it was a mistake anyone could have made .... including the boyfriend... are you sure the dad was in on it? Could he really tell his daughters apart? I mean if they were IDENTICAL.
    :D

    And.... what was better about the twin you were dating as opposed to the one you weren't?? Are you sure? Dread to think what other pranks they may have played. :eek:
     
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    That's a text joke that has been circulating around for the past 3 weeks.
     
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    Good questions

    When I met her I didn't know she had a twin of course, that came later.

    I really couldn't tell them apart - they looked, dressed and talked identically. I suppose eventually I would have spotted a mole here, a blemish there, a crease somewhere else................
     
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    RE: Good questions

    Charming to the end... a crease??? :D

    BTW, a good friend of mine who we shall refer to only a "Deedarblade" is also a twin.

    Her very devoted husband once went out with her twin sister (before it was her turn) .... in the end the twin found her own Mr perfect & they had a double wedding.

    Maybe you missed a trick. (going out with both twins, not the double wedding) ... oh but hang on ... you did go out with both ... I'm sending myself to sleep now. (zzz) (zzz) (zzz)
     
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    Yes, change the subject

    We will stop up, Sheffield United will stay down and they will be compelled by the courts to loan Brian Howard and Chris Morgan to us for next season.
     
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    Ok

    Did you know that there are 52 different types of wood screw?
     
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    A different screw every week then?

    Well it is after the watershed
     
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    RE: A different screw every week then?

    Mmmm sounds alright.

    Did you know that more people are killed annually by Donkeys, than die in Air crashes. ??
     
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    Go back to the twins

    Or better still, go for a kip. Have you been on the wine again?
     
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    RE: Go back to the twins

    Cheeky sod!

    I have been off the wine all week (might explain why I am rambling!!)
     
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    Speaking of rambling, I phoned the ramblers association today

    This bloke just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

    Good night
     
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