My neighbour is doing my head in

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  1. oak

    oakwell New Member

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    Hes playing his stupid bang bang music way too loud and way too early in the morning should i

    1, go round and when he opens the door smash his face in

    2, Go round and ask him politely to keep it down

    3, smash his windows

    4, break in to his house when hjes out and sell his stereo

    5, ignore it and accept his bad taste in music?

    I kinda like the smashing his facein option but the wifes kinda stopped me doing that whiles shes in
     
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    2 then 1
     
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    why dont you do 4 of the five exclude the 5th option i think he will get the message :D:D
     
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    i plan on taking the first 4 out one at a time but just cant decide the first. IF i went with the ask politley option i just know i will blow my top as soon as he answers the door thats my problem.
     
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    How big is he?

    :D
     
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    Initially be polite and remind him he lives in a semi or terraced house not Hedonism,give him a printed advert for some headphones (wireless ones if he wants to walk about). If he doesn't take the hint smash his sound system up.I was going to suggest putting Lou Reeds Metal Machine Music on full blast just before going on holiday(it sticks at the end of each side so will carry on playing for ever) Its a double album of feedback !!!
     
  7. oak

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    that aint an issue hes about my size so if smashing his face in becomes the option i wount feel too guilty unless he has an army of ninja warriors under his bed
     
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    If you're away for a couple of days why not leave the radio on at full pelt. He'll get the benefit of 48 hours of constant noise and could realise how bad it is for you. Alternatively; he may get arsey!, in which case you get the opportunity to smash his face in as he'll be the one confronting you
     
  9. oak

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    hope he does !!! :D (casualty)
     
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    go round and **** the fcuker
     
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    Kick Is Fooking Head In

    (battered)
     

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