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  1. gui

    guinesstyke New Member

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    Been in my garage tonight i had to leave the engine running for a while to warm it up as i had a job to do. Then i hear someone shouting my name so i walked out the garage round the side of the house (as the garage is set back) My Neighbours stood there and says "have you had your engine running as my house stinks of petrol" i said "er yes" he then tells me not to be cocky so i said "i aint being cocky and ive turned the engine off now so don't worry" F knows how he can smell petrol in his house with the windows closed from my car that is around the opposite side of the house to him. Anyone else got funny neighbours.
     
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    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    Dont get me started on funny neighbours i'd be here all night :D
     
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    you wont be the only one, i fecking hate the man across road from me
     
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    i'd be here all week.
     
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    Oasismad BFC New Member

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    I thought you were going to say

    that he had been to the supporters meeting and refused to tell you what went off! :D
     
  6. gui

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    I'am 70 odd miles away from Barnsley if he had been to the meeting we would be best friends.
     
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    maybe you should have said you've not been driving it in his house though
     
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    Don't get me started on my next door neighbour. Think Albert Steptoe and still living in that decade with his everyday life. Last stupid thing he did was wreck his back lawn with a rake that was perfect before. I guess I should be thankful it's not a rowdy family of drunks who play loud music until the early hours and have tearaway kids.
     
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    Yeah. Bloke next door keeps turning his car engine over and it stinks...

    of petrol in my house. Oh sh*t. Feel for ya, neighbour problems are a nightmare. Hope your not one of those who has 3 bangers on bricks on the drive, that you have been supposed to have been doing up for years. Never buy a house where there is a car on bricks on the drive next door.
     
  10. gui

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    My 36 year old banger is now restored and has the garage, theres a 2007 Corsa sat on the front garden. He parks his Merc infront of my house if he says owt again i'll tell him to move his car then i will park outside my own house as i cant with your thing sat there.
     
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    living next toyou must be a nightmare

    :)
     
  12. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Not anymore but a few years ago

    The house next door to where I used to live was bought by a housing association to house a family who had had their house confiscated due to proceeds of (drug) crime - when dad was released he was soon at it again. Got woken up one morning when the police raided - being woken up by a police raid next door at 5am and looking out of the window to see a street full of armed police with dogs and the works was a bit unnerving - glad they got the right house.

    He got another 5 years - we moved shorly after though...
     
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    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    My neighbours have got some really weird neighbours nt
     
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    My thoughts go out to you

    :D

    Unneccesary raking is the worst. It's important to show him you're not weak by fighting back with some obscene topiary. Otherwise you don't know where it'll end. Over-enthusiastic trowelling, bohemian pruning, outrageous crazy paving... I don't want to think about it.
     

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