My plan for giraffes.

I think giraffes should stop having long necks as their heads get blown about too much when it's windy.

 

But those same long necks are great for allowing them to spot bald patches on the heads of Thomson's gazelles. From a distance.

 

Thomson's gazelle bald patch spotting is an unproductive activity and "but" is no longer a word.

 

stop being Windy then!

 

my plan is to drop him from the england squad

 

Sven on Rio Ferdinand "I believe in playing players who are on form, and Rio is on form at the moment"

So why then does a forward who hasn't scored a goal all season and makes Heskey look like Pele, get in the side?

 

Maybe they have Telewest Digital and need to wind their knecks in a bit...ff

 

What's a kneck?

 

because sven picks his team. he even admitted that he would change tactics so beckham lampard and gerrard can all play. from doesnt matter if fit you could name sven 11 now! basically its just will he play king or start or joe cole?

 

It's a spelling mistake!!