My ratings for last night:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Here are my ratings for the Olympic Breakfast I had in Stoke prior to the game:

    Bacon : 6/10 - could've been grilled for longer, but not bad - a bit like Steve Foster
    Sausage : 8/10 - quite peppery and two were more than enough
    Beans : 7/10 - piping hot & tasted like heinz
    Eggs : 4/10 - one runny, one like rock - and the whites were a bit rubbish, like Grant McCann
    Toast : 7/10 - nice crusty bread
    Spuds : 9/10 - sliced well & crispy ... the JCR of the plate
    Tomato : 7/10 - well grilled
    Mushrooms : 8/10 - very tasty, like Bruma's Missus

    The format of the plate could be improved.
    The beans being next to the egg caused too much mess.

    If the Little Chef keep performing at this level I think they could make the Play Offs.
    I just find them to be very inconsistent, so a mid-table finish is probably more realistic.
     
  2. Gue

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    Not bad..

    2 x burgers. 8/10. succulent, well grilled.</p>

    onion rings 6/10. In frier a tad too long.</p>

    chips 7/10. lots of them. </p>

    red onion and lettuce. 0/10 Salad ? wtf.</p>

    Waitress. 7/10. Potential for DV at least. Had Farmer had 10 more minutes at her.</p>

    BBC Radio Stoke phone in. -175,126/10. Bigger delusions of Grandeur than BBS administrators from the Penistone area. &quot;Teams like BARNsley&quot; f.ckwits one and all.</p>
     
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    So what you're saying is:

    Put the sausage next to the beans, this will cause a good stop-gap in front of the eggs, resulting in no leakage getting through and causing drastic cirumstances for the beans?...I'm unclear.

    Bruma's missus tastes like Funghi? Jesus, she really needs to get checked out, a fungal infection of the vagina is really not good.
     
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    talking of chips.................

    why on earth couldn't you buy chips at the burger bars outside the groung-one operative said-&quot;we're not allowed? to sell chips tonight&quot;-bizarre-maybe they've had away fans throwing empty chip wrappings at Pulis?
     
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    RE: talking of chips.................

    Maybe the "operative" couldn't be trusted with a deep fat fryer
     
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    the thing is they were all stood inside..................

    a burger bar which had &quot;Burgers and Fries&quot; emblazoned on the front</p>

    I pointed out it was a lie-but it didn't get me very far :) </p>
     
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    They were sliced spuds, not chips.

    Very nice they were.

    I'd throw chips, rotten fruit & smelly veg at Pulis if I had to watch that every week.
    Tony Pulis philosophy of Association Football:

    (1) Buy 9 outfield players over 6ft
    (2) Try to pass it a bit, but give up & revert to smacking long balls down the park
    (3) Attempt to batter the opposition into oblivion

    I would not pay good money to watch that lot every week.
    Oh no.
     
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    for once in a while ..........

    we deservedly got 90% of the free kicks-particularly in the first half-riled the Stoke fans no end-ho ho</p>

    Playoffs-they're having a laugh</p>
     
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    RE: for once in a while ..........

    They're going to spend 5 million pounds sterling in January according to the fans on BBS Radio Stoke.

    Tony Pulis £5m shopping list:

    (1) 2 x central midfielders who can pass a ball to players in the same coloured shirt
    (2) 2 x wingers who can play on the wing & are not actually strikers
    (3) 1 x striker who can hit a barn door with a beach ball

    "If we're going to get in the Play Offs - we should be beating teams like Barnsley at home".
     
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    who's bankrolling them then? £5m nt
     
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    According to the Radio last night:

    They've made almost £5m from selling Higgingbottom et al ... and it's sat in the bank as the rest of the club is pretty much "self financing".

    They can have Grant McCann for £4.9m.

    "It's the worst game I've seen at the Brittania for 4 years, we knew what Barnsley would come and do - but we still couldn't beat them".

    FFS sideways on a stick.
     
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    Went for the Full Monty then

    not the usual chips & busted egg
     
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    Aye.

    I'm planning on entering the 2012 Olympics.
    That's why I had the Olympic Breakfast.

    Any idea what event I should do?
     
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    Your Olympic level

    at making folk take umbrage but does that constitute a competative sport?

    You coulda taken me down last night... I was at a loose end avoiding cramming for potential new job
     
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    RE: Your Olympic level

    "You coulda taken me down last night... I was at a loose end avoiding cramming for potential new job".
    Was that your knickers talking?
    He he.

    Boys only last night.
    Birds spoil things by talking.

    I'd like to do a sport that takes little commitment & skill.
    I'm thinking about either Rugby or Rowing, but they're both a bit gay.
     
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    RE: Your Olympic level

    and you dont have the height for one or the brawn for the other.

    Fly swatting?

    Tongan goat fettling?

    Dwarf throwing? (just warn me I'm not volunteering as your practice dwarf)

    Kinell - leave my underwear outta this - nowt in there that can type. Tho I once gave a ppt presentation using my left nip to page down
     

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