I was at a party once - went for a piss & staggered out onto the poorly lit landing. Got dragged into a room & ended up having it off with some bird I assumed I had copped off with earlier. Turned out it was my mates Sister. Rough as **** & slightly mentalist. And she used her teeth whilst smoking it. Just thinking about it brings a tear to my third eye.
so this wasn't a review of a poor Guy Ritchie film then? or was it? The plot certainly sounded as flimsy. What did the brother say? Did he call YOU a mentalist for going near her? Or did he get there 1st anyway? teeth. Why? (women only)
