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  1. fir

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    Totally nothing to do with football, but I had a conversation with friends about the term "Naff"

    The Dictionary translation is:-
    British English: naffPronunciation for naff If you say that something is naff, you mean it is very unfashionable or unsophisticated.The music's really naff.næf ADJECTIVE

    They said "naff" just means not trendy.

    I was saying that I felt "naff" related to people who are trying to be fashionable but are failing because it's cheap, tacky or unsophisticated.

    ... and yes I know what the urban dictoinary says about "naff"

    Anyway, my "naff" list is
    1. Car reg plates that aren't quite right - 5TEV 0 , or TR4C Y
    2. Those snap back baseball caps, when the sticker is left on.
    3. Those meaningless "wall art" things that come in a series of three, and depict nothing in particular, but have been mass produced for Home Bargains.
    4. Imitation Baileys.
    5. Leaving your Christmas Icicle decorations on your house all year.

    Any more?
     
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    Ninja pumps
    Elasticated bottomed jeans
    Baggy arse jeans
    Eyebrows on the headlights of ur car
     
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    Tattooed on eyebrows
     
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    Eye lashes on car headlights
    Bamboo effect blinds
     
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    'Naff all' can mean 'Nothing at all'.
     
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    Fake England football kits sold at a garage.
     
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    Personally, I'd go with your definition. Trying to be cool and trendy but getting it completely wrong. Either because you've tried to do it on the cheap or because your taste is simply terrible.

    Matching art and curtains.
     
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    Argos outside wall clock (in the style of a Station platform clock). Who needs a clock just outside their front door??
     
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    Elasticated bottomjeans = turd catchers.

    Fashion disaster of the highest order
     
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    What's that dee daa singer with the quiff called? Height of naffness
     
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    Agreed.

    And all those Essex quiffs that the footballers have ... Gareth Bale, Joey Barton, David Beckham.

    How about just having hair in a style that suits, instead of following the latest most ridiculous trend.....
     
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    Nile Ranger's face tattoo
     
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    I was going to say our 125 year on pitch 'celebration' last season but it was comedy gold.
     
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    Got to be the onesie
     
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    Mrx.
     
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    Oi you ! - your fan club membership payment is due for this year

    Are you going for the gold membership again this year ? If so it has gone up to £250 but due to the fact that you spent £300 on my online shop over the last year i will throw you a signed photo of our helicopter pilot in

    D debit again ?
     
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    £300 for a map of Norfolk's car parks was well steep. Not even sure what to do with it, maybe you could enlighten me? Will the pilot be fully clothed in the photo? You worry me you knuckle dragger.
     
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    I do not live in Norfolk
    Do not forget you got the birhday card and free admission at the annual meeting xx
    Pilot will be fully equipped ( that is the one you asked for)

    Can you please stop the witty replies - my sides are bursting !
     
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    The words "proactive" "synergy", addressing people as "guys"
     
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    Must touch base
     
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