Napoleon's small ****..

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    I think it only right to ask what were you looking for when you found this information ?

    ;)
     
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    Scraping barrel nar whitey. Trawling through internet for someone with a smaller one than you .Anyway dead people don't count;)
     
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    I think after a couple of hundred years in storage even the mighty Peachy member may have shrivelled.

    Napoleon was a prize pillock, but I'm not sure ridiculing his **** is a progressive way of assessing his historical merits.
     
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    1.5 inches - Is that flaccid or erect? I've been past the bollock line in the sea at Scarborough, at which point I had -3.5 inches.
     
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    I went to the doctors with mine, all 2 inches of it. When asked what was wrong with it I explained "It's swollen".
     
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    Lol made me laugh


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    Nah, I'm only kidding.

    I actually went in and dropped my 12 inches worth of Barnsley Sausage out and asked him to have a look at it. He gave it a thorough examination and said he couldn't find owt wrong with it.

    I said "I know, it's bl00dy magnificent int it :D"
     
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