Said his agent had f*cked up again and got the wrong team. Summat abart eating a dodgy chicken. Anyway, Burnley it is, he said he didn't like it a Oakwell cos the fans bullied him and call him names and pulled his hair and nicked his geography homework. Gordon offered to do his homework but got stuck on Pythagoras and that's where the deal went tits up. Nads has also said that Kes was filmed in Leeds and that the miners deserved to get the sack cos they just went underground and sat abart playing crib. He wants to go to Burnley to help with the ethnic troubles there. He's going to be a muslim. Nardiello is 14 3/4.