"Nardiello only plays in April"

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  1. Gue

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    We played 32 games in April last year then did we ?</p>

    &quot;It's sheep we're up against&quot;</p>
     
  2. BFC Dave

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    "he were crap at start of last season"

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    "Mostto will come good"

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  4. BFC Dave

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    "Stan tha lazy"

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    Normally heard from pie munching beer sodden middle aged lard butts</p>
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: nard

    nard is fat
     
  6. Isl

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    The housemartins would score more goals.

    see what I did there?
     
  7. E.I. Addio

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    Do you mean collectively? Like a bunch of them fly really hard at the ball in the hope of bonking it into the nets?

    What is the collective noun for house martins anyway.

    I like birds.
     
  8. Gue

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    There were 4 of them, that's simple mathematics. Mind, Ferenczi, Christiansen, Mostto and Odejayi haven't got near Nardiello's total for last year between them yet........
     
  9. Isl

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    Can't use the Housemartins though, as Heaton's a sheff U fan, so they'd be booed routinely.

    Is that how it works then how many goals you scored during the odd short term purple patch?
     
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    Be fair

    April & May
     
  11. Gue

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    What I might start is another perceived wisdom that the Borg on here can attach to. 'Howard only plays well when his hair's parted on the left'. Cos the Nardiello/April thing's been done to death.
     
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    Half the time he just turns up.

    </p>

    That's when he's not brock.</p>
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: Half the time he just turns up.

    'You will assimilate and obey'
     
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    You know me.

    </p>

    I'd rather die than yield.</p>
     
  15. Gue

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    hehe.

    Racist.
     
  16. *Windy

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    Useful in wars and that.

    </p>

    But a pain in the arse the rest of the time.</p>
     
  17. Isl

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    as has the Nardiello is our saviour thing. It's like constantly telling Newcastle what an asset they've got in Micheal Owen, chances are is that they'll disagree.

    Personally I'm not questioning ability, as I haven't really seen enough of him, but there's a huge difference between the potential of a fit player and the potential of an unfit player. The potential of Nardiello, has never quite come off at any club he's been at. Surely we've learnt by that.

    Richard Kell had potential apparently. We have too many 'could do a job' players already, we need those that will do a job now.
     
  18. Gue

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    We've had 1 quality striker this season - Macken

    The rest are keystone cops-esque. Coulson aside, naturally, who finished his 1 chance v Blackpool with more natural ability than the rest put together.
     
  19. Isl

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    Funnily enough he's the only proven forward we've had in years. Not so surprising that he was a breath of fresh air really. I still like Stan, but his problem is, he hasn't quite balanced the chasing down everything versus reserving some energy for composure. Hence he plays 2 games every 90 minutes compared to most, so when he gets on the end of a chance he's got a cramp and a mouth full of vomit. I think he'll learn though. I think when he joined us, he probably couldn't believe how little commitment there was from the attack minded players so ended up doing 2 or 3 jobs at a time, you can't sustain that, but everyone hailed him as a hero and therefore he thinks that's expected every game.

    I will never boo Nardiellio if he comes back btw. Although the chances are he'd not hear me booing teletext.
     
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    "Nardiello is an inconsistant, injury prone enigma"

    comeby...
     

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