POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK </p> - COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP </p> - BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WACKER </p> - DON'T BE SILLY... PROTECT YOUR WILLIE </p> - BEFORE YOU BLAST HER, GUARD YOUR BUSHMASTER </p> - DON'T BE A LONER... COVER YOUR BONER </p> - WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT </p> - YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG </p> - IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WACK IT </p> - IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY </p> - BEFORE YOU BAG HER, SHEATH YOUR DAGGER </p> - IT'LL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER </p> - IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN THIGHS, BE SURE YOU CONDOMIZE </p> - TO SAVE EMBARRASSMENT LATER, COVER YOUR 'GATOR' </p> - SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU CAP YOUR DICK </p> - IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT </p> - WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP THAT PENIS </p> - WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS N' BLOUSE, SUIT UP THAT TROUSER MOUSE </p> - DON'T DO MORE THAN NECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER </p> - ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT-WRAP YOUR MEMBER </p> - BEFO' DA VAN START ROCKIN', BE SHO' YO' **** GOTS A STOCKIN' </p> - DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL </p> - THE RIGHT SELECTION, SACK THAT ERECTION! </p> - WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL </p> - A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER </p> - DON'T BE IN A JIFFY... COVER YOUR STIFFY </p>
