NEUTRINO would like to set the record straight after seeing rumours regarding his conduct on an unofficial blogging website. A certain individual has seen fit to publish 'news' that Neutrino was 'this morning hard at work' - a comment which he wishes to distance himself from. It falls to Neutrino to point out that he has never worked hard in his life, enjoys at least one cup of tea an hour during company time, and generally lets others do the brunt of the labouring. Further repetition of such rumours is likely to lead to the release of yet more terse, aggressively-worded official statements, followed by petty, angsty letters threatening to 'see you in the Magistrates' Court, sunshine.' Neutrino is at pains to clarify that the ONLY place you can read about his slacking is on the Barnsleyfc.org.uk messageboard. @Pravda 2005.
