Forget season tickets, forget how long you've supported, how many shirts you own, any tattoos, pets names, forget the amount of away matches you go to, whether you boo the players or sing at matches or whether you bought a bond.</p> Oh no, the new criteria for being a 'real fan' is whether you look at unofficial internet message boards all close season searching for 'any scrap of news' or not.</p> Oops, sorry, my mistake. That is how to tell if you're a sad Barsteward with nothing else to think about all summer, no sense of humour, no life outside of Barnsley FC and a willingness to believe any old ******** told to you.</p> FFS some people are arseholes and for once it aint me.</p>