New Leeds Joke

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  1. Was

    Wastyke New Member

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    Ken Bates opened a drawer in a back office at Elland Road and pulled out a lamp from which promptly appeared a ‘Genie’

    Thank you for releasing me for this lamp and in return I will grant you one wish for your team.
    What would you want to wish. Ken Bates said,

    I wish my team would be in the Premiership and win the Champions
    League and FA Cup all in the same season.

    Your wish is my desire Mr Bates repeat the words while you rub the lamp

    Ken Bates in his enthusiasm couldn’t believe his luck so he rubbed the lamp and started his
    request I wish my team would be..................... at this stage he had forgot the jest of the request
    and panicked and the words came out like this

    I wish my team would be...................oh ****........................ and the Genie said your wish will be granted. :D :D
     
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    BFC 4 EVA!!! New Member

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    thats absaloutely terrible
     
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    ****
     
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    shut up piggy get back to your sty oink oink
     
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    Do you and your boyfreind catch the X12 to Barnsley games?
     
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    no thats my sister.
     
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    How come neither of you sit next to each other?
    Quite amusing after a hard mornings graft.
     
  8. Wilmersdorfer Winky

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    because she gets on my nerves its only this season she's started saying shes a Barnsley fan again.
     
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    why what was she last year?
     
  10. Wilmersdorfer Winky

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    Supposedly a Barnsley fan but i wouldn't call it supporting but suddenly we're now back in the championship she wants to go to games and tells all her mates shes a barnsley fan.
     
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    slap her if she ever plays her phone that loud again on a bus!
     
  12. Wilmersdorfer Winky

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    did she have headphones in (seestars) because if not a don't understand because a would of slapped her if she just had it on speaker phone a hate it when people do that.
     
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    no.
    did my nogging in and i didnt have no stella.
     
  14. Wilmersdorfer Winky

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    ok if she does it again i will slap her :) lol
     
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    did you enjoy the tour round park gate?
     
  16. Wilmersdorfer Winky

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    haha he didn't have a clue did he.
     
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    no.
    He wouldnt let me on with my kfc either.
     

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