I'll do it. Quite cheap and in it for the long-haul. Turn up three or four times a week, get some cones and jumpers out for a knock about, tell all the players they're wonderful human beings. Team talks would be brief. Pre-match 'Go for goals lads'. Losing at half-time 'keep doing what you're doing'. Winning or drawing at half-time 'keep doing what you're doing'. Post-match press comments each week 'I believe in this group.' Can't believe I've not had a phone call.
