New SI unit of true redness

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    Y Goch Well-Known Member

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    #1 Y Goch, Mar 5, 2008
    There has been much discussion of how to measure what a true fan is:
    1. Number of years a STH
    2. Number of home vs away games per season
    3. Miles travelled per season
    I would like to propose a new SI unit of true Redness:
    The DB, which is a measure of the volume of tears produced when the reds lose or indeed win.
    Obviously named in honour of the redest red fan of them all
     
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    #2 Guest, Mar 5, 2008
    It would be interesting to see the attendances expressed as redness/cardinality, i.e. average redness. So you'd get a high value for a die-hards only game and a low value for a glory-hunters jolly. Tickets stubs could then be prioritised based on these scores.

    That'd keep 'em busy.
     
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    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    #3 paul.d, Mar 5, 2008
    they could print the tickets in different shades of red-get onto Gordon immediately!
     
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    #4 susietyke, Mar 5, 2008
    I'm liking where this is going.

    Could be the way to solve Mr Rowlings headaches once and for all.....................
     
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    #5 paul.d, Mar 5, 2008
    a scanner could be placed in Grove Street and if your ticket wasn't red enough you wouldn't be allowed to queue-sorted
     
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    #6 Guest, Mar 5, 2008
    We could have barriers on matchdays

    "You must be at least this Red to enter".
     
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    #7 paul.d, Mar 5, 2008
    RE: We could have barriers on matchdays

    stewards could have a colour card from Dulux
     
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