New site for you Dirk

No need to thank me.

http://www.dwarfdate.com/

 

Some lookers on there.

Still better options than Chicago Rock though.

 

Don't forget ...

... they're all at the perfect "smoke-ability" height for us normal blokes too.

I, for one, would like to bang a dwarf before I shake off this mortal combat.

 

That's quite a dream you've got there TFP. Personally, I'd like to bang Drew Barrymore.

 

Try everything before you pop your clocks.

Today, Matthew, I am Mrs Malaprop.

I'd like to have it off with the following before I go to Devon:

(1) A dwarf
(2) A bird with one leg
(3) A South American bird from Mexico in Central America
(4) A bint with elephantitis of the flange
(5) A porn star
(6) Frank

I'd like to point out that they'd all be female.
I don't want to try loving out.
Although I might think about it if I was given a "giver only" guarantee.

 

pop your clocks?

What about your clogs?

 

Whooooosssshhhhhh.

Mortal coil, mortal combat.
Pop clogs, pop clocks.
Go to heaven, go to Devon.

Mrs Malaprop.

Kinell Jay.
I've told people you're smart.
I've made a right tw4t of myself again.

 

Oh, you were trying to be funny

I get it now. I think.

 

RE: Try everything before you pop your clocks.

Before I die I'd like to try out 'Merlin' from Abra girls - magic.

 

Nope.

I wasn't trying to be funny.
On the other hand - you were trying to be a lovely person.
A big fat lovely person.

 

Good point.

I wonder what her wizards sleeve is like?

If I got something terminal I'd nail everything, dead or alive, I possibly could.

And Jay.