New skills developed overnight

Following the successful telepathy experiment, my brain has got a bit bigger and appears to have developed special skills and deeper logic.

Rather then waste these skills on posting nonsense, I'll share new insights into life and that, with you.

Here's your stars for the day. All star signs are covered in one, simply because I'm that clever now.

Today:

When you learnt to see as a child, everything was ace and nice and made you smile a bit. Don't forget that you still have that skill and open your eyes and smile at stuff.

If you can't see, ask your dog to wag it's tail.

 

if you cant see, reading your post would be difficult. Or is the dog trained to read?

 

Fantastic!

I'm currently pissing myself at a Tupperware container.

Isn't it uncomfortable once it goes cold?

 

The dog barks in morse code. Easy.

 

I'm distributing a spoken word version in 5,000 different languages including alien, which as we all know, is simply musical notes.

Strangely, that particular sentence in alien, is Axel F.

 

No wonder you are banned, peddling this kind of sick filth. You make me sick.

 

Having a powerful brain is a burden, I think it may be the constant droning buzz that it emits when I think that makes you sick, particularly the telepathic posts.

There have been studies in this, I suggest you cover your ears when you read my posts.

Just to be safe.

 

RE: Fantastic!

That's the spirit Windy, embrace that innocence. Now try drinking milk until you're sick on yourself.

 

That milk thing got me thinking

But I don't think that going straight for my receptionists nipple for a suckle was the right way to go

 

RE: That milk thing got me thinking

Don't be so hard on yourself. Did she give any up ?

 

Dry as a bone

serves me right for choosing the 60 yr old

 

do you have the power to make womens clothes disappear?

 

RE: Dry as a bone

You wanted a buxom bird, early 30's, bio clock ticking. It'd have been like a dairy.

 

try mental editing. Start out with something small like a watch for example.

 

You must have me down as a proper

Lactophile

mate of mine's missus has just had a bairn, says it pisses out when she gets all worked up on top

 

RE: You must have me down as a proper

Has he said what it's like on Rice Crispies ?

 

Not as yet

I think he prefers it straight

 

RE: Not as yet

Tough man eh ?</p>



Female ejaculation, narthen................</p>

 

Axel F?

Wasn't he the vocalist in Guns 'n' Roses?

 

Well its a funny one that

I think that the type seen in some educational videos is a bit of a myth, but do remember many years ago once having my fingers squirted on

Your thoughts Prof Hartog ?