Brian How-Howard He's better than Frank Lampard Brian How-Howard He's better than Steve Gerrard Mid-fi-eld magician He's better than Anderson (Man Utd player off course) He's got skill, he's got class And he shits on Fabregas To the tune .... Ag-a-doo-doo-doo Push pineapple shake the tree Aga-doo-doo-doo Push Pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right Jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night Sing with a hula melody
He goes down the left he goes down the righhhhht <font face="courier new,courier" size="5">Brian Howard made the cockneys look *****</font>